These were actual ads placed:
These were actual ads placed:
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE A REWARD.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-FINGER, 1 3-FINGER, PAIR: $15
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS FOR SALE. NEVER BRED CALVES.
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 CENTS LB.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
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OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB.
100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
SELLING WASHER & DRYER $300.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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FOR SALE BY OWNER COMPLETE SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA.
45 VOLUME SET, EXCELLENT CONDITION, $1,000 OBO.
NO LONGER NEEDED. RECENTLY MARRIED, WIFE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
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